[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
everyone should reblog this just in case someone needs a sign to not do it
“Pole dancing, what a slutty job, I bet they failed at college or something”
Fun fact: I took pole dancing lesions for shits and giggles a few years back. Shit is hard. I was also too heavy so I quit.
i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be
(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you
well well well we meet again
this is the best day of my life
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
Long slow-build fics that don’t end as soon as the characters get together but keep going for a while
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
people who think grades are unrelated to intelligence